Donald John Trump--- messy post-McDonalds ibogaine overdose Alexander Caedmon Karp--- shot by racist stalker Peter Andreas Thiel--- executed for homosexuality Benjamin Netanyahu--- Israeli missile targeting accident Elon Reeve Musk--- bludgeoned with sink by robot Joanne Rowling--- public bathroom sewage flood
Nathaniel RotschildAdrenochrome withdrawal
Your KingZapped by a duck!
Matt YglesiasAsphyxiation from smelling own farts
Yelena Mizulinahit by an unfortunately placed stray anvil that had somehow appeared just above her head moments before, and then another one right after
